Pimpin' ain't easy.

Is #FF still a thing? #FollowFriday? You kids today and your Internets, I can't keep up.

But just in case you don't feel like you follow me on enough platforms, here's an updated list.

• Facebook
• Twitter
• Tumblr
• Wordpress
• Instagram
• Aaand in case you're Amish, LIVEJOURNAL. (That's right. Because I care.)