Please don't give me the ick before I'm caffeinated

Woman near the office coffee: "Oh, I like your sweater, it's so pretty!"

Me: "Aw, thank you!"

She leaves the room.

Man near the office coffee: "I can't say anything about your sweater because that would be creepy."

Me: "Thank you, I appreciate that."

Though, um...if you didn't want to be creepy, maybe don't bring it up at all? What with the wedding ring and all...maybe just shut up?

Also, I am apparently an asshole before I've had coffee.