Showing posts with label commercials. Show all posts
Showing posts with label commercials. Show all posts

Friday, October 30, 2015

INXS "Kick" you right in the feels

Speaking of working past perfectly good elements of pop culture weighed down by the emotion I associate with them...

Last night I found myself caught off-guard when I saw this new Apple ad during Scandal, featuring an older song I'd been avoiding pretty successfully.

A million years ago, I teased a man in the most delicious way for the duration of this song after he told me it made him think of me.

"You gonna go your whole life scared of that song? It's just a song. Don't make it a monster."*

I'm playing it in full now, because suck it, fuckface -- it was my song first.

*Quote from Silver Linings Playbook

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Chick-fil-HEY.

...Goddammit, I hate everything. 

Man, bitches, though, amirite?

Have any of you ever been placated by a fucking frosted lemonade? Screw you, Chick-fil-A. Make it chocolate salted caramel and replace the wedding dress with the magically evasive unicorn of a tall boot that zips over my giant hamhock calves, and then MAYBE you'll sell me something.