Showing posts with label s and m. Show all posts
Showing posts with label s and m. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Musical Masochism

I've heard this song a bunch of times since That Guy "made it like it never happened and that we were nothing," and I was perfectly fine. But it just came up on my Pandora playlist and suddenly I'm a weepy bitch over it?

Li'l early for PMS, isn't it, Body? Though I suppose that would explain the recent irritability, exhaustion, insatiable libido, and mass consumption of salty, cheesy Mexican food with Girl-Scout-cookie chasers. 

This is all fine. (It actually is. It's out of my hands. There's literally nothing I can do except "breathe and reboot." Plus I think I've proven I'm stronger than Weepy Bitch, even if on occasion she IS the one who knocks.)

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

S&M/G&T

I like to think I'd get laid much more often if it were always an option for a man to see me dance to Rihanna songs with a couple gin & tonics in me.

#MyJam #PerfectlyGoodAtIt