Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Make America Masturbate Again

Sometimes you're in a bad emotional place.

But then your friend who works at the adult boutique texts you to report that a man wearing a Trump t-shirt bought a giant, veiny dildo, and suddenly everything else seems pretty insignificant by comparison.

P.S. If you wondered, the toy IS made in America. Because America's ALREADY fucking great. (Literally, apparently.)

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