All the Magic. All the stars.

I didn't buy it, but last night at the adult boutique, I tried the Hitachi Magic Wand -- on my achy shoulders, not on my lady bits. I've had someone else use it during sex and loved it, but I can't be trusted to operate that thing. I'm clumsy, I'd end up in the hospital. But it's delightful in both places. 

Also, last night I learned that orgasm denial is a thing, and I wish I weren't into it, but I totally am. I wish the guy who introduced me to it in 2013 had warned me, because I almost kicked him in the face, but it was lovely at the end, and was achieved via the Magic Wand. All the stars for that thing.