Via Distractify: 35 Spot-On Tweets About Being A Woman Guaranteed To Make You Laugh.
Some of these are funnier than anything I've said ever or WILL say ever in life.
Also, I can't wear rompers -- mostly because I don't romp, but also because my (FINE-ASS) body is just not intended to go into a grownup onesie. 
A male coworker and I got to the coffee pot at the same time, and he did the gentlemanly hand gesture and said, "After you."
I enjoy being a woman.
Yes, I'm terrible feminist, but really, if getting to the legal, addictive stimulants first is the only way I know how to use my feminine wiles, that seems relatively harmless.
