"Say 'crack' again."

It's weird, I think I'd remember smoking crack. Especially since I don't even know HOW to smoke crack. 

I guess maybe I Googled it? 

Because it seems at some point I agreed to go see my family for Easter, and now that the time is upon me, crack seems to be the only rational explanation. 

You know the drill, guys: Family = wine = Jesus. May your battle wounds be minor, your chosen numbing agents effective. 

And may you also have candy.

Godspeed.

California girls, we're undeniable

Last night I dropped off my CA friends at the airport after their Thanksgiving visit, and they extended an open invitation to come stay with them, or even live with them for a bit, whenever I want.

I suddenly have a million urges to get the hell out of here, if only for a week.

I already have an East Coast vacation booked in January, but my spring/summer wanderlust is looking westward.

Maybe Easter. I feel like going to town on a big fuck-off chocolate bunny while lying by a pool. (All the more reason to keep working out throughout winter, so I don't scare small children with all this gelatinous White in a swimsuit.)

And they could probably get me a job if I eventually wanted to relocate permanently. I have exactly four skills, but they travel well.