Showing posts with label mock cock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mock cock. Show all posts

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Continuing the "bad in bed" theme...

So, funny story: Last night I go to turn on the vibratey bit of the sex toy, and... it doesn't work. It's charged, it just doesn't work. 

I'm trying not to take it personally that even a vibrator can't get it up for me.

#MockCockBlocked