Continuing a theme...
While a friend was visiting today, she showed me how the new vibrator works -- turns out I was using the wrong power button, so the moral of the story is that I can't even turn on a battery-operated dick.
(I'm done with the theme now, I think. I'm cute as hell, I just thought all this was funny.)
Continuing a theme...
While a friend was visiting today, she showed me how the new vibrator works -- turns out I was using the wrong power button, so the moral of the story is that I can't even turn on a battery-operated dick.
(I'm done with the theme now, I think. I'm cute as hell, I just thought all this was funny.)
So, funny story: Last night I go to turn on the vibratey bit of the sex toy, and... it doesn't work. It's charged, it just doesn't work.
I'm trying not to take it personally that even a vibrator can't get it up for me.
#MockCockBlocked
