I almost forgot to wish y'all a happy Hanukkah.
Hanukkah isn't my religion, but a) I don't HAVE much of a religion -- we celebrate Christmas, but I suspect that's mostly for the ham. And b) the first guy I had sex with was Jewish (so, he was extra Chosen), so I'll always have a soft spot (ie, my vagina) for the faith.
L'chaim!
So, we all know I'm going to hell, but I read today that the Pope says it's OK for priests to absolve women of the sin of abortion, but only during Jubilee.
I don't know what Jubilee is, and I kind of don't even want to learn, because...Abortion Jubilee? Are you serious? That's amazing. That could be my band.
I looked up Jubilee and it actually sounds quite lovely. So go forth and abort, ladies. Don't forget to get your cards punched -- remember, pay for 5, get the 6th free, AND you get the t-shirt.*
* I was gonna say "you get the fetus phone, but a) That's pretty fucked up, and b) The "Sports Illustrated" football phone analogy is a tad dated. (Ahem. Get off my lawn!)
