OkCupid emails you a little preview whenever you get a new message.
Aaand sometimes that preview is all you need... 
There's two fucking feet of snow on the ground, shitheel. I'm not going outside for anyone's dick.
To his credit, his VERY first message said, "Hi I am sam how are you doing," so he was totes chivalrous about it. The hotel thing came two minutes later. As I suspect he would.
(Also..."I am Sam?" Nope. Nooope. I didn't even change his name like I usually do because it was just too good.)
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