Friday, January 22, 2016

It's not TECHNICALLY masturbation...

It's freezing in my office today, and my hands are particularly cold. So I've been sitting with my left hand between my thighs while my right hand works the mouse (not a euphemism).

But I AM also bopping along to shitty pop music. With my hand between my legs.

I am a professional.

Also, though...I'm not gonna lie, it doesn't feel BAD. But it's really just to warm my hands.

Mostly.

Like 80%.

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