First OkCupid message from a 19-year-old: "If a thousand painters from the last 200,000 years got together and decided to paint a picture, their creation wouldn't be as beautiful as you!"
Wow...I guess it's better than just "hi"?
Actually, with that many painters working on it, that painting would probably be pretty busted, so it probably WOULDN'T be as pretty as I am. I don't think I'm "beautiful," but I'm probably cuter than Picasso and Renoir getting into a slapfight while Jackson Pollock just goes batshit and sloshes around on the canvas. So points to you, Toddler.
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