Tart Me Up

Oh, look -- there are my feelings.

Thanks, office vending machine!

‪#‎ThisIsWhyYoureFat‬ ‪#‎AndWhyYouHaveADDProbably‬

Lazy Sunday snort laugh

"Sometimes feeling full of something is exactly what you need: be it wisdom, shit, dicks, or egg rolls."

OK, yeah, I'm in love with Brittany Gibbons.