"One Tweet Destroys the Stanford Rapist’s Dad’s Disgusting Defense of His Son"

I'll just leave this here.

One Tweet Destroys the Stanford Rapist’s Dad’s Disgusting Defense of His Son

I scream, you scream, we all scream, "You're an asshole!"

*sigh* Just...just... UGH. Go fuck yourself, seriously. Hard. With one of the scarier, more invasive dildos.

I don't give a single kitten's dick who you're voting for -- no one would have asked a man that question. No one.

Hmm... OK, wait, MAYBE someone would've asked Chris Christie. And whoever did would still be a total fucking asshole. But I'd wager they wouldn't, because Christie probably could and would slap the Massengill outta ya for that kinda bullshit.

A friend of mine had a better reaction: "If you watch closely, there's a split second where she turns and looks at someone who clearly GETS IT and her face just says, 'FUCK THESE ASSHOLES. FUCK THE PATRIARCHY.' At least, that's what *I* saw. Then she visibly squared herself to take on the bullshit sexism of the world and had another bite of her fucking sundae."  

Rich Bitchface

Amazon user review on Rich Bitch, by Nicole Lapin: "Having worked in finance for years, I know how dry and masculine conversations about money can be – but this book, on the other hand, is totally refreshing and entertaining. It offers a ton of empowering, insightful, and practical advice and is one of those books you get for every woman on your Christmas list."

Ohhhhh... Go fuck yourself. Hard.

I almost don't want to buy it now, but I do need a For-Dummies-like primer for my finances. But that's not because I'm a woman, it's because I'm a dumbass. Dicknuts.

I know I'm not a dumbass, I just have a hard time with numbers. And I wasn't traumatized by gender inequality in my youth when the boys started dominating math -- my parents are also shit with money, so the ineptitude is genetic.

I'm trying, but it's just SO difficult with all the MANLINESS, you know? All those penises on the forms... How is my tiny lady-brain supposed to understand?