Move along, Family, nothing to see here...

One of the worst things about having my whole family on my personal Facebook is that, in the past 24 hours, at least one of them has likely seen me "like" four different wineries, the Philly chapter of a suicide prevention organization, multiple rape counseling centers, and a national association for depression and mood disorders.

Um...it's research?

Honestly, I just want to tour the wineries; I'm doing a 5K to support the suicide prevention group because I think it's an important cause; I'm looking for a job at the counseling centers; and...well, I'm a depraved bastard who's interested in mood disorders. *shrug* Y'all raised me.

Visine Vigilante

OK, so...I'm glad Joe Biden wrote this. Really. I'm not trying to make light of the gesture in any way.

But, um...

You're the Vice President -- you're kind of a big deal. Couldn't you...DO something? Yell at someone? Kick that entitled douchewang rapist in the 'nads? Throat-punch the judge, or maybe just pay one of his clerks to sneak some eyedrops into his coffee?

Don't even tell me Biden can't make some shit happen on the DL.

Via Buzzfeed: Joe Biden Writes An Open Letter To Stanford Survivor

You spelled "rape" wrong.

One more on this...

Hey, USA TODAY?

It's a rape case. Not "sex" -- rape.

Please understand the difference.

"One Tweet Destroys the Stanford Rapist’s Dad’s Disgusting Defense of His Son"

I'll just leave this here.

One Tweet Destroys the Stanford Rapist’s Dad’s Disgusting Defense of His Son

I hate everything except Samantha Bee

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Big Banging Beyond Theory

OMG, SHAMY!

I haven't seen this show in years because it stopped being funny, but this was so sweet. They're adorable, I want to hug them.

Also, asking verbal consent AND a contractual backup? Well played, Dr. Cooper. (We'll let that comment about "litigious society" go. OK, fine, he's an awkward virgin -- whatever. They still make it sound like he could get fake-rape-sued. As if that is a thing that happens all the time.)

Wait. What was my point? Oh, right. Sweet. It was sweet.