Lessons from The Great Pumpkin

Charlie Brown really was "friends" with mostly assholes.

Linus just learned not to fuck with a woman and her candy. 

Sally, meanwhile, got her first bit of tragic foreshadowing re: men disappointing her.

Accidental inspiration

Well, the BAD news is, there seems to have been some misunderstanding between the hair color I saw on the box I bought last night and the color that has resulted on my head. 

The GOOD news is, Wednesday Addams is still a valid pop culture touchstone for an easy Halloween costume. 

*snap snap*