Stephen Colbert can report from my pants

I am so aroused by this that I'm blushing while watching it at work. I'm actually uncomfortable and a little squirmy.

Shut up.

Colbert doesn't get involved until about 3:10, but Jesus God, he's, like, gasping and breathing heavy and I might need to go take care of a few things...with a mop...

Judging by my reaction to hearing it through headphones, if he got breathy even remotely near my ear in person, I would lose my goddamn mind. #truthiness

Smug Takes Manhattan!

Field trip to NYC to see my boyfriend! ❤️  

His guest is Bryan Cranston, so it's basically my first three-way. Shit's about to get real, people. 

Bryan Cranston's hot snuck up on me post-"Breaking Bad." He's super cute when he's not making meth, and SO funny in that quick, smart way that melts my draw's. 

I want to love him forever, despite his tighty-Walter-Whities. (<-- Yep. Whole post pretty much entirely so I could make that joke.)

Also, all I can see is "Colbert" and "pie," which is pretty much the dream. 

#SmugTakesManhattan

The one where Supergirl made me cry.

Pfft. I'm not crying at work. YOU'RE crying at work... Shut up.

(Fucking hormones.)

Melissa Benoist on Why Supergirl is a Feminist. 

  

Mmm, delicious.

I would not kick Stephen Colbert outta bed for eating Oreos. (Or for anything.) #LSSC 

Johnnie Walker "Something Blue"

Wow. Way to target your email to my EXACT needs. 

Fancy spa services for two?! Query, though: What kind of spa treatments can you give my life partner, Johnnie Walker? I mean, I'll bring him, I just have questions.

And my "idyllic wedding venue?" So...there's a courthouse inside your hotel? And Stephen Colbert is my officiant? And then there's a dance floor my besties and I can tear up? And then pancakes after? Nice! Let's do this!