So many asshole jokes, so little time.

Well, I mean...They're basically fucking the town in the ass, anyway. So maybe they'll at least go to jail for THAT.

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Putting the "men" in "entitlement."

A 27-year-old on OkCupid sent me an intro message the other night, and I wasn't interested, so I deleted it without responding.

This morning he sent a followup message: "You're too pretty to give up on. I'm very persistent!"

Sweetie? This brand of "persistence" does not end with you getting the girl. Please don't make me get all J. Lo in Enough -- no one needs to see my midriff, I'm too lazy to learn boxing, and I would look absurd with that haircut. So maybe just quit being a dick.

I've also noticed many profiles that say things like, "If I send you a message, it's rude to just ignore it and leave me wondering. The least you can do is write back to say you're not interested." Um, no, actually. The LEAST I can do is ignore you. It's one click to delete a message. Writing you back adds the effort of keystrokes, so... that's more I'd have to do, not least. See how words work?

And boo hoo, a stranger finds me "rude?" Not polite and acquiescent like a proper lady should be? I'm sad. No, really. This is my sad face.

If a guy doesn't respond to my message within a day or two, I don't wonder -- he's not interested.

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"Boys will be assholes"

Taken from the A Mighty Girl Facebook page:  

I always thought "boys will be boys" referred to more innocuous stuff like, I don't know, leaving socks on the floor or citing sports stats. 

When used to laugh off harassment, it shifts to the "don't be a dick" philosophy. I'm not trying to take away your manhood, I swear. I WANT you to be all grunty and take me. Just...you know, try to be cool about it. You're not getting to "grunty" without basic decency (my entire 2013 notwithstanding). 

Animal urges aside, we're humans, not apes. We deserve and should expect better. Not just women, but HUMANS -- don't be an asshole.