Miranda Lambert is my new BFF

a) This is basically how I imagine myself looking and sounding when I sing this song in my car. (Delusions of WHAT, now?) 

b) I am going to need that dress, like, IMMEDIATELY. Damn, girl -- HIPS. Let's be BFFs and share clothes. I would wear the similar hell out of that. 

c) Now that they're divorcing, can I also bang Blake Shelton?