I need to see your face before I sit on it.

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How has some pretty young thing not snapped you up...?

I know I said I would never post photos from a man's online dating profile, but I feel like you guys will allow me the occasional exception, right?

To reiterate: This is. One of. His online dating profile pics. This is what he's chosen to entice the ladies.

I guess it's better than a dirty-mirror selfie...?