"I'm gonna dress you up in my [self] love..."

And speaking of party dresses...

Whenever you put on a piece of clothing, look in the mirror, and think, "Is that MY body? GodDAMN, I want to have sex with myself!", you need that garment in your life.

Perfect mindset for tonight's family party, no? (Hush, there'll be other people there.)

"Fuck you. Fuck you very, very muuuch..."

Earlier I wondered if I'm walking around all Bitchface McIrritable at work today because I have PMS.

And then I saw this, got viciously angry, then weepy-sad, so... that answers that.

My body image has been hovering around decent lately, so I'm pissed this got to me, but Christ, this is what *I* look like, just shorter. People are fucking awful.

But then...Hm, I still think she's hot, so I must be hot, too.

Right, then. Done and done. Good work, Brain.

Via E! Online and Hateful Fuckers Everywhere: Amy Schumer Slams Haters After Beach Body Criticism, Says She Looks ''Strong and Healthy''

Graham Slams

I know I'm basically obsessed with Ashley Graham at this point, but... but...

C'mon, y'all, godDAMN.

Notes to self: 
-- Obtain first bikini
-- Go to beach
-- FLAUNT

Damn, Graham!

DAMN, girl!

I might actually have to buy Sports Illustrated and support my people.

#preach