Her axle is decidedly not draggin'.

DAMN, girl!

Three things:

1. Looks like I'll have to go buy Cosmo for the first time in 100 years.

2. I love how the cover encourages women to "UP YOUR CASH FLOW"...right next to her boobs.

3. I can't WAIT to get my new 2016 ass. I really hope it arrives in time for New Year's.

Via E! Online: Miranda Lambert Still Figuring Out "What Happened" During Her Marriage to Blake Shelton That Led to Divorce

Faith in love = ruined. Desire for Hamm = all-time high.

Not that I had much faith to begin with, but it's ruined now.

Though, does that mean the Hamm-shank (Jon Hamm's majestic penis) is available to fuck random chubby chicks with issues?