Showing posts with label women's magazines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women's magazines. Show all posts

Monday, May 16, 2016

"Go on, take the money and run."

Wait, what? There's a woman shaped like me on a magazine cover? A fitness magazine cover?

The hell? Is that even legal? Holy shit, is the world ending?

I'd already been feeling fairly decent about my body lately...but THIS?

Damn, I'm an American woman whose self-esteem seems to be hovering around normal -- someone better send out a rep from Corprate to shut that shit down.

That's probably why there are ads inside the magazine, just to remind me that I am, in fact, too big for my britches.

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Her axle is decidedly not draggin'.

DAMN, girl!

Three things:

1. Looks like I'll have to go buy Cosmo for the first time in 100 years.

2. I love how the cover encourages women to "UP YOUR CASH FLOW"...right next to her boobs.

3. I can't WAIT to get my new 2016 ass. I really hope it arrives in time for New Year's.

Via E! Online: Miranda Lambert Still Figuring Out "What Happened" During Her Marriage to Blake Shelton That Led to Divorce

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