The Landmark Case of Penis v. Doughnut

Texting with a friend in California:

Friend: "The guy who owns the doughnut shop by my house looks a bit like Shaun T."
Me: "Right, then. So I'll hop a plane out there first thing tomorrow?"
Friend: "He sells Fruity Pebbles doughnut, too."
Me: "What?! SHIT. I need that in my face. (I'll leave it up to you whether I'm referring to the man or the doughnut. I haven't quite decided myself.)"
Friend: "Both?"
Me: "I think it'd have to be, yeah. Man first, though -- I'm gluttonous, not stupid."
Friend: "You could try the infamous Cosmo suggestion of a doughnut on a penis."
Me: "I was thinking that, but didn't want to be weird."

I'm all about supporting small, local businesses any way I can, you guys.

Her axle is decidedly not draggin'.

DAMN, girl!

Three things:

1. Looks like I'll have to go buy Cosmo for the first time in 100 years.

2. I love how the cover encourages women to "UP YOUR CASH FLOW"...right next to her boobs.

3. I can't WAIT to get my new 2016 ass. I really hope it arrives in time for New Year's.

Via E! Online: Miranda Lambert Still Figuring Out "What Happened" During Her Marriage to Blake Shelton That Led to Divorce

Rebel Wilson's "relevant and dope" new fashion line

Via Cosmopolitan: Rebel Wilson's New Fashion Line Is Here — and It's Amazing

I actually don't get the appeal of Rebel Wilson as an actor. I don't think she's as funny as everyone else seems to think she is.

BUT.

This line really is cute. I felt bad that I didn't like a lot of the stuff Melissa McCarthy made, and it was SO cost-prohibitive. (You know you're fucked when something's at Nordstrom.) But Torrid? I might be able to hang with Torrid. And OMG, the model is the CUTEST.

Full disclosure: Depending on the week, I am one or two sizes away from "plus size," and don't believe it should be a thing. Clothes should just come in sizes. But I love seeing more options being made available, especially cute, affordable ones with adorable models.