All about that baseline

I don't remember where I heard that the way you bring in a new year sets the tone for the entire year. And I know, the way some people celebrate New Year's, that would be ridiculous: "I want to spend 2016 drunk and freezing my balls off in Times Square, wearing a stupid corporate-branded hat and squished against a bajillion other people!"**

Still, if that idea is even a little true, I'm kind of OK with spending this year employed (two jobs, even), well rested, well sheltered and warm, reasonably attractive, and having a group of bad-ass, supportive people who love me.

See also: coffee, bourbon, hugs from friends' kids, lipstick, and cookies. 

Sure, there are elements of my life I'm trying to change. But if the above is my baseline, I'm not mad at it.

Happy official new year, you guys. I'm glad y'all are here. 

** From a less snarky perspective, "I want to spend 2016 having memorable, once-in-a-lifetime adventures in exciting places with people I love" isn't such a terrible plan. 

Those hats are still the worst, though.

Cheers to a year.

I know it's Wednesday, but I'll have more pressing things to think about tomorrow. So here's a little pseudo-#TBT to celebrate me accomplishing a goal I set LAST New Year's. It's one I never thought I'd be strong enough to accomplish: taking the space I needed, identifying unhealthy (read: masochistic) behavior, and realizing that even in a friendship, I'm worthy of effort, especially in a friendship that would've required effort to survive.

Since I've been forced to think about my "accomplishments" over this past year, let's hear it for progress. And in the new year, let it continue, along with my other accomplishments/goals.

Let's do this, Year.

Her axle is decidedly not draggin'.

DAMN, girl!

Three things:

1. Looks like I'll have to go buy Cosmo for the first time in 100 years.

2. I love how the cover encourages women to "UP YOUR CASH FLOW"...right next to her boobs.

3. I can't WAIT to get my new 2016 ass. I really hope it arrives in time for New Year's.

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