I MAY have just called the yoga DVD lady a bitch out loud, and told her that if I'm spreading my legs that wide, I better have at least one orgasm as a result.
So I'm glad to see I'm responding to the spiritual nature of regular practice.
In my defense, I'm in my living room and menstruating, and she's doing yoga on a beach in a white bodysuit, so fuck her right in her third eye.
Ahem. Namaste.
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