Friday, October 23, 2015

Liquor is quicker but pills make me brill.

My doctor recommended hippie sleeping pills made with, like, valerian root and unicorn meat, and I should write more often while they're taking over my body, because Christballs, I'm BRILLIANT.

I mean, we'll see how it looks in the morning, but at the moment I'm basically a slutty Chaucer.

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