Elbows Guy emailed me back yesterday about the Elbows thing, and when I didn't answer, he emailed again this morning to ask if I was "still alive?"
No, I am not alive, sir. My elbow skin overtook the rest of my body and I collapsed in a pile of ash like one of the slain vampires on Buffy.
(It's Monday. I'm irritable. His initial response will be reported in detail later today, because it borders on brilliance.)
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