Bwah ha ha... "Throw some soft cheeses into the mix, unless you’re insecure about your weight because she sure mentioned that, too. You know what, you are going to need that cheese. And all the wine."
My personal recent Mom favorites:
- "That's a great length for a shirt. It covers your butt."
- "This totally-the-opposite-of-your-hair color/style would look great on you!"
- "If you were going to have kids with anyone, I'd want you to have them with [Ex], because he's smart." (<-- That one was 3 weeks ago. We broke up 3 years ago.)
Cheers, y'all!
Via Reductress: 6 Wines that Pair Well With Having Just Gotten Off the Phone with Your Mother
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