I'm on medications to even out my mood, give me an attention span, prevent OkCupid babies, and control my heinous allergies.
There are, what, 4,000 erectile dysfunction drugs now?
I think there's one for a particular form of exhaustion you get from shift work.
They debated putting me on a drug that fixes ADHD and binge eating disorder, which... damn, I still want that drug.
So, really, you can't create a drug that will make me feel LESS like my period might actually kill me? One that keeps me from waking up weeping for no reason? (OK, there was a reason, but not a logical one.) Could you, like, get on that, Science? Or could I just get sent to the edge of the village or whatever?
I know there's stuff they can finagle for PMDD. I'm mostly kidding.
Related: the weather in Philly right now can kiss my dick. I checked the forecast and it just said, "Your mood is fucked until Sunday." That's what I saw, anyway. It's possible it just said it'll be cloudy and rainy.
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