Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Cruzing for donations

It's... it's beautiful...

BTW, I checked my quiver of fucks and couldn't find a single one to give about the presidential race right now, so for ME, this has nothing to do with Ted Cruz personally, so get off my ass -- that's where I have my Jesus sex. This is about comedy, like "in honor of that time Ted Cruz made his family leave Build a Bear because it wasn't Christian enough." I have no idea why, but I laughed so hard my puddified ab muscles hurt, so maybe you will, too. 

Plus, I obviously support Planned Parenthood. I donated and they're sending me a sticker. I like stickers. 

 

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