Monday, September 21, 2015

In which heavenly beings offer me imaginary contraception.

Tonight I went to a "mindful" yoga class, trying to relax and learn to be more present.

While lying back on a pile of pillows with our legs open, the instructor told us to imagine a divine being offering us a magical sponge to absorb our impurities.

My divine being was Angel from "Buffy," and the sponge was contraceptive.

I think I did it wrong.

#spongeworthy

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