Monday, September 21, 2015

Narcissist for narcotics.

If there's not already such a thing as a definitive height of narcissism*, I may have created it this morning when I took a selfie outside the therapist's office.

In my defense, I looked really good -- I wrapped up my Crazy all pretty.

* I assume the actual definitive height of narcissism HAD to have been established at some point in the Kim/Kanye merger, or surely by Presidential Candidate Who Shall Not Be Named.

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