Tuesday, September 8, 2015

These egg rolls are medicinal.

Email to friends:

"I'm Googling therapists near my office, mapping their locations, and there's one near work that's also near an ice cream shop, a cupcake place, a liquor store, a Starbucks, and a great Chinese restaurant.

"I feel...somehow drawn...to their, um...clinical philosophy... I feel as though they can really help me face my issues. And by 'face,' I mean 'fried rice IN my,' but I'm sure therapy will be good, too. 

"(I know, I know -- #ThisIsWhyYoureFat)"

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